Lusty argonian maid elder scrolls fandom the elder scrolls wiki. Reading the lusty argonian maid, sitting with a vibrator up her oblivion gate if you know what i mean, for 5 hours. A hardback journalsketchbook styled as the comical book from skyrim the lusty argonian maid. Dragonborn there is a quest item book called lusty argonian maid folio, which contains both volume i and volume ii. Not sure if its on skyrim, but my favorite is the one where the writers mentor travels across the different realm of oblivion.
I dont think any have been imported into skyrim, yet. The lusty argonian maid, an elder scroll series fanfic. How phineas and ferb accidentally created one of the best star wars movies duration. This book claims that the story was in fact an iteration on a famous traditional tale. Its a hilarious, punfilled, tongueincheek short story of sorts that is so nondirect that kids wouldnt understand it and teensadults will find it hilarious, this book is in no way as mature.
Oblivion on the xbox 360, a gamefaqs message board topic titled where do you find the lusty argonian maid books. Someone read all 337 books in skyrim so you dont have to. Hilarious skyrim argonian cosplay brings sexy lore books to life. No other sex tube is more popular and features more the lusty argonian maid scenes than pornhub. After years of waiting, volume 3 is finally released to the public in this saucy romance, liftshertail yet again finds herself beseeched by the. There are over a hundred books in oblivion, and when first opened, some will grant either a quest, a level in a certain skill, teach a spell, or add a new location to the map. I see people talking about vivec and molags balls all the time and i have stopped and read a couple lusty argonian maid titles. He swung his blade and as the steel connected with the monsters black and red armor, the steel began to crack and his blade cut across the creatures throat, his ruby life force dripping out onto. He is also the author of the lusty argonian maid and the three legged guar which does not appear ingame. Several people completedexpanded the story behind this one and released the lusty argonian maid in various mods for oblivion. Watch the lusty argonian maid porn videos for free, here on.
Menegur in the rear guard uses a longforgotten law to claim the title of count of cascabel the law, devised in 3e 246, states that any man without a liege who occupies a castle for more than three months is granted the rights and titles of. The stories are short snapshots of said lusty maid liftshertail and her employers somewhat implicit banter. Just post whatever other books from morrowind, tamriel rebuilt or oblivon you want me to read. My mod idea is add liftshertail as a fully working maid residing in the skingrad rosethorn hall along side eyja, the vanilla maid. I also think its fun to collect the various skill books and display them in my house. Get to the first floor and you will find the book on the bed. Oblivion on the pc, a gamefaqs message board topic titled what is the lusty argonian maid. When logged in, you can choose up to 12 games that will be displayed as favourites in this menu. Assistance required for the lusty argonian maid by me posted in oblivion mod troubleshooting. So, what is everyones favorite books, in any of the games. Eso map location and screenshot guide for the the lusty argonian maid, vol 2 lorebook.
Liftshertail awoke to a bright day her window was open and the cool breeze was filling the room making it so nice. Because both volumes of the lusty argonian maid appear in the elder scrolls online, 1 crassius curio is a wouldbe author of this literary work. You have hilarious ones like the lusty argonian maid and every single book written by pelagius the mad, interesting ones like the i love skyrim. Crantius colto is that all you have come here for, little one. Is there an actual book for sale that has all the es lore. The argonians racial motifs book also features an argonian named liftshertail.
Liftshertail i have no idea what it is you imply, master. Maiq hopes the prey will find the plays cheesy lines humorous, as that was the original writers intention. The lusty argonian maid by nihilistique on deviantart elder. Copies of volume 1 of the lusty argonian maid can be found throughout the series, in morrowind, oblivion, and skyrim, with an extra volume available in the latter. Her scales we a beautiful pattern of green on her back, fading into pale blue as you reached her underside. If you already have a copy in your inventory, the stories will be there waiting for you. The lusty argonian maid vol 1 elder scrolls fandom. You demons of the oblivion will perish by my blade. The uespwiki your source for the elder scrolls since 1995.
Books are one of several items found and purchased in the elder scrolls iv. Its become a running joke amongst the community and an obvious. A young argonian woman, she was no more beautiful then the other women, smaller breasts then the rest, she was slightly shorter then her peoples norm, and her tail was shorter then others, but it was slightly more curved upward. I think crassius is an equal opportunity pervert and its probably just a coincidence that the character was female, rather than crassius being sexist. Bethesda, if you want to stick this in a dlc, pay me. The lusty argonian maid hardcover journalsketchbook redbubble. Fandom may earn an affiliate commission on sales made from links on this page. Skyrim on the pc, a gamefaqs message board topic titled is there a full novel of the lusty argonian maid.
All the lore books are useful if youre looking to brush up on your tes lore, but i prefer reading the books that are more like folk tales or moral lessons. The elder scrolls inuniverse books literature tv tropes. Maiq decided to fill in those missing pieces of the lusty argonian maid, a book commonly found around those women in oblivion with questionable loyalties. Ive been needing a good book to read and thought catching up on my second favorite universe fallout online why have you forsaken me. The book is called the doors of oblivion and chronicle a person journey through various realm of daedric prince. The lusty argonian maid the untold story page 2 file. If she wants to read about the lusty argonian maid, its her right. The lusty argonian maid unofficial elder scrolls pages. Building on that, it would not be so farfetched to assume that the nerevarine is a female argonian, since thats even more different than the stereotypical male dunmer. The lusty argonian maid act iv, scene iii, continued liftshertail. Titled the lusty argonian maid, this series has been seen in skyrim, oblivion, morrowind and each time its found its hilarious all over again. Act vii, scene ii was added in skyrim, and does not appear in morrowind or oblivion.
The lusty argonian maid by crassius curio short excerpts from crassius curios bawdy play note. Maiq and other associated elder scrolls properties are under the elder scrolls bethesda license. Skyrim, morrowind, elder scrolls, the lusty argonian maid. Found this interesting book on a pirate captain i had to kill for the dark brotherhood.
The lusty argonian maid at oblivion nexus mods and community. Browse through our impressive selection of porn videos in hd quality on any device you own. Oh, my foolish little argonian maid, you must use your hands. Page 2 of 6 the lusty argonian maid the untold story posted in file topics. An imperial noble, curio served as a house hlaalu councilor. The lusty argonian maid elder scrolls book volume 1. Assistance required for the lusty argonian maid by me.
Upon completion i plan to turn both books into a single skyrim modification. The lusty argonian maid the untold story page 5 file. Lusty argonian maid is a common archetype appearing in a number of literary. I need help with a mod, and the mod in question is based upon the infamous lusty argonian maid book. Discover the growing collection of high quality most relevant xxx movies and clips. Do note that that would require me to scatter the new book across cyrodiil which would be quite the pain in the emergency exit, so this is only when it reaches due. My name in the thumbnail is not the same font as the book. Books like the lusty argonian maid could definitely be called sexist. Some of the links above are affiliate links, meaning, at no additional cost to you, fandom will earn a commission if you click through and make a purchase. The sultry argonian bard is a genderflipped version of the lusty argonian maid. Enter royal seraglio you get sent there as part of the quest rise of the dead.
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